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March 10, 2009

Call To Arms: Part Two!

Filed under: Uncategorized — admin @ 6:43 pm

According to this article at The Hill, church members have not been calling their Senators and Representatives.  It echos a possible disaster for our Crusade that we sermonized about on the 27th of last month.  The Democrats are concerned that cap-and-trade may hurt business.

Call them and explain that hurting business is exactly what this religion is all about!   Not until every American is jobless, hungry, and huddled in the cold and dark can the planet start to heal.  Remember, the Earth has a fever!

March 8, 2009

Blasphemy!

Filed under: General — admin @ 10:48 am

The Gore was insulted and harassed by an unbeliever.  The video is at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Cc2j00MrCI.  How dare he question The Gore?!?!  As all church members know from the COMMGW 10 Commandments, the science is not up for debate.  It is to be believed in with deep faith and never EVER questioned.  All church approved scientists agree, thus there is consensus.

March 4, 2009

GE as Relegious Icon

Filed under: Uncategorized — admin @ 4:12 pm

The BusinessInsider.com web site has an article about how important GE is to our Church, The Gore and to our deeply religious crusade.  GE has been lobbying for our Church.  It has used its media arms (NBC branches) to get members of our Church elected to public office.  It uses its entertainment affiliates (Sci-Fi Channel, USA Network, etc.) to provide relegious programming and recruit for the Church.  But most importantelly, its has lots of expensive green products that everyone, Church member or not, will be required to pay for through higher energy costs.  Just recently, they are working directly inside the Obama administration to force our relegious views on the entire nation.

The article implied that GE will make a significant amount of money from these relegious activities.  However, that is not something to be looked down upon.  There are many examples of the same from history.  Long ago, the Crusades were a very profitable business for the Catholic Church and the European governments.  More recently, Yasser Arafat made billions of dollars during his relegious war against Israel.  So, what GE is doing is not new.

February 27, 2009

Live Like The Homeless

Filed under: Uncategorized — admin @ 10:53 am

A recent article in guardian.co.uk explained the damage to the environment caused by toilet paper. Thus, the church is calling for all its members to stop using toilet paper.

Per the church’s 10 commandments, you already look like a homeless person, you might as smell like one.

February 25, 2009

Call To Arms!

Filed under: General — admin @ 7:26 pm

What are the Democrats thinking?!?!?!

There is a report on Investors.com about the Democrats getting cold feet about stopping global warming.  They seem to think it may have a negative impact on the economy.  They say that with the economic down turn, this is a bad time to put controls on CO2.

Its like they forgot that the very point of CO2 controls is to STOP ECONOMIC ACTIVITY!!  If the economy is slow, all the better.  The CO2 controls will just slow it more.  We can’t heal the planet until every factory, every office, every farm is out of business.  We can’t stop at capping CO2, we must cap farm output, computing power, miles driven in a car, iPod production, downloads, everything!

Needless to say, it does not apply to General Electric factories.

Call your Democrat or Socialist and demand they shutdown the U.S. economy.  Remember, the Earth has a fever!

February 21, 2009

Welcome

Filed under: General — admin @ 9:01 pm

This is the very first post.  I wish to welcome everyone to the church and this web site.  I want to thank everyone for their encouragement and great suggestions.

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